"That's the beauty of a Nine Planets...a binge, a good night's sleep, and wide-awake in the morning in less than twenty minutes!"

The Nine Planets is a drink from The Solarians, by Norman Spinrad. It is a stacked drink, served in "a tall frosted glass". Each layer of the drink represents a different planet of the Sol system.

The layers are as follows: Pluto (ice-blue and the coldest layer), Neptune (brown), Uranus (purple), Saturn (aqua), Jupiter (maroon), Mars (brickred, sandy, old, and dry), Earth (green, soothing, warm, and mild), Venus (yellow, and a "delayed action soberizer"), and Mercury (an orange "energizer").